Regarding The Confetti...

[Spam]

WHY ISN'T THERE ANY PURPLE CONFETTI?!

Edited April 9, 2021 by Spam (see edit history)

[W.H.I.T.E.O.U.T]

Just now, Spam said:

WHY ISN'T THERE ANY PURPLE CONFETTI?!

Better Question:

WHY IS THERE CONFETTI?!

[Spam]

Just now, W.H.I.T.E.O.U.T said:

Better Question:

WHY IS THERE CONFETTI?!

to mess up peoples screenshots, duh.

Edited April 8, 2021 by Spam (see edit history)

[W.H.I.T.E.O.U.T]

Just now, Spam said:

to mess up peoples screenshots, duh.

No! Not my horrible quality as-is screenshots!

[Spam]

Just now, W.H.I.T.E.O.U.T said:

No! Not my horrible quality as-is screenshots!

Exactly but adding purple confetti... well that makes them better quality.

[Spam]

Or make the confetti sprinkles that would be cool.

[W.H.I.T.E.O.U.T]

1 minute ago, Spam said:

Or make the confetti sprinkles that would be cool.

Hmm... Or mini Blizzard Dissolvers, Basalt Dissolvers, and Armor Annihilators?

[Spam]

Or falling god modes

RIP reactions I'll just have to do it manually  

[W.H.I.T.E.O.U.T]

13 minutes ago, Spam said:

Or falling god modes

That's a blessing when you consider how funny it would be to see mini side bosses raining down your screen... But a curse when you realize that the bosses will make roaring noises upon hitting the bottom of the screen.

 

[Spam]

Just now, W.H.I.T.E.O.U.T said:

That's a blessing when you consider how funny it would be to see mini side bosses raining down your screen... But a curse when you realize that the bosses will make roaring noises upon hitting the bottom of the screen.

 

XD

Thank god I got here while you were typing my notifications are dying.

I think I gave you the right reaction

ummm, w.h.i.t.e.o.u.t are you typing an essay or something?

[W.H.I.T.E.O.U.T]

30 minutes ago, Spam said:

ummm, w.h.i.t.e.o.u.t are you typing an essay or something?

Nope, I was in an online call and staring at a wall. I'm too basic to be doing full essays.

[Spam]

XD

since this has become mostly about confetti I guess this is now the confetti thread.

Edited April 8, 2021 by Spam (see edit history)

[W.H.I.T.E.O.U.T]

Just now, Spam said:

XD

Oh, and if we're talking about all God Modes when they're raining down the screen, the titans would be especially louder when they roar, so the forums tab would be nothing but roaring.

[Spam]

That could be good.

But maybe instead of confetti it should rain dogs(the annihilation titans only)

[W.H.I.T.E.O.U.T]

1 minute ago, Spam said:

That could be good.

But maybe instead of confetti it should rain dogs(the annihilation titans only)

Oh dear god- Why those things? We don't know what the rear half of them looks like and possibly for a good reason, so it might be a good idea to avoid using them as confetti. 

[Spam]

Maybe I should make an essay about confetti 

Just now, W.H.I.T.E.O.U.T said:

Oh dear god- Why those things? We don't know what the rear half of them looks like and possibly for a good reason, so it might be a good idea to avoid using them as confett

Hmm, I never thought about that.

[W.H.I.T.E.O.U.T]

2 minutes ago, Spam said:

Maybe I should make an essay about confetti 

Hmm, I never thought about that.

Invisible mech confetti.

We need an excuse to pay tribute to that legacy side boss.

[Spam]

Maybe randomly a screaming god mode drops out of the sky instead of confetti.

here's your like  

Edited April 8, 2021 by Spam (see edit history)

[W.H.I.T.E.O.U.T]

Just now, Spam said:

Maybe randomly a screaming god mode drops out of the sky instead of confetti.

Or probably an interactive God mode that appears on the forum dashboard that can be dragged and tossed around and does the roar when you click on it... And even shoots its blasters at your mouse when you click anywhere on the screen but on it.

 

[Spam]

Yes, a god mode that steals your likes

 another like for you

since I don't know how to make a poll tell me if I should write an essay about confetti or not I have no life so I'll be fine

Edited April 8, 2021 by Spam (see edit history)

[W.H.I.T.E.O.U.T]

13 minutes ago, Spam said:

since I don't know how to make a poll tell me if I should write an essay about confetti or not I have no life so I'll be fine

Go full essay to become full Chad Mode.

[Spam]

I'll be back in a hour or so...

Confetti... It's the greatest thing since... likes, there is nothing as good as confetti because confetti is bite sized, can  fit in your pocket, and best of all it comes in all colors! ranging from red to blue to purple to gold, there really isn't much you can't do with mind blowing invention. How to make confetti: first get a computer, then learn to code, after that make a video game(or buy one) and make a forum for it, lastly add confetti to it for easter and never take it away! (no but seriously don't take the confetti away). 

The best use for confetti! the best use of confetti is using it in a clickbait title in a forum for a small flash game so you can far- I mean make a good conversation and get a better reputation! this may be the best use for confetti but it can also be used to ruin peoples cakes on their birthdays. Though these reasons are a little dumb confetti can make depression go away in an instant(i'm not responsible if you send all your money on confetti and get even more depressed) yeah that's right no more depresion. 

If getting your cake ruined and making your depression go away aren't good enough then you'll be thrilled that there's more! confetti makes a huge mess that you have to clean up, and what better way to do that than asking your friends to help? While your friends help you clean up the tons of confetti you shot into the air you can bond and learn about each other and how much they'll hate you after this.

So, now your friends hate you for making them clean up a ton of confetti, so that doesn't matter friends are replace able, but confetti isn't even though you can just buy more think of the good time you had with each different piece of confetti, hating them all for different reasons. Confetti looks good on anything! even you! Saw a dress that looked good but didn't have enough color? put some confetti on it! Having trouble sticking it to your drees? buy our special sticky confetti(disclaimer:this isn't a real product)! 

The tactical uses of confetti. Confetti is very underappreciated on the battlefield(sm arena) despite being made of paper confetti can blind people and also break their eardrums, but that's not all! Confetti can make an awkward conversation in to the best discussion of your life, and that's not all, you can make it from almost anything, did you spend all you summer farming potatoes and don't know what to do with them? Just peel them and there you go you now have confetti so farming all those potatoes isn't a waste.

Remember how I said that you can make confetti out of anything? Well it's true that's why I'm proud to announce our new product... Edible Confetti! It's just as the name says! Edible Confetti is the perfect choice for any birthday party. Why you ask? Because when you shoot it it won't ruin the cake! Cakes being ruined because of confetti is a problem that dates back to when cake was invented, and this is our solution! After over 100,000 years this problem has finally been solved.

Confetti Cannon! This perk well be added in super mechs if we ask long enough, why would we do that though? Well the perks of this perk include, being able to shoot confetti, blowing things up into confetti, and confetti raining down your screen? This might just be visual perk, but in can be combined with a hat! Why a hat? So your mech won't look bald. Also so because some people(*cough*w.i.t.h.o.u.t*cough*) don't want to show their torso.    

How to fix your eyes using confetti. First shoot the confetti at a light bulb, second look at the light bulb, lastly let the bruning confetti fall into your eyes. (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for permanent loss of vision or anything that happens to you because of burning paper).

Confetti Blast! This is an item that will have to get added if we ask long enough, but why? Because confetti is the best! Stats: 30kg 500-600 dmg 100 heat dmg 100 energy drain retreat: 1 knockback: 1 Range:1-7, makes opponent lose on turn. Why is this so good? Because confetti. Confetti blast is the best weapon made to overthrow the meta. 

Confetti Airstrike(name is still in beta testing)!  Another item that must get added if we ask long enough. This drone is a lot Face Shocker and Heat Point, It has three uses and it's stats are: Damage: 300-400 Range: 1-7 Energy Drain: 50 Heat Damage: 75 Knockback: 1. This drone  is not overpowered for one reason, it needs to reload it's confetti, after using it's three confetti ammo up it must recollect them by going back in the mech.  

Confetti Armor, the armor of the gods. Confetti Armor is a torso of immense power, with stats that are rivaled only by the old God Mode Torso. Stats: Health: 1,539 Res: Ele: 50 Heat: 50 Phys: 51 Heat Cap: 330 Energy: 330 Cooling: 100 Regen: 147. This torso is the best choice for new and old players alike!

Confetti Paws. These legs may not look like much, but they can do thing that other legs can only dream about! What can they do that makes them so special? Well they can move anywhere on the map just like the legs they used to be. This isn't the only feature of these legs though, they also can knock an opponent away 1-3 space depending on what you choose. Stats: Health: 793 Damage: 200-321 Walking: infinite. These legs my be hard to get but in the end they're definitely worth it!

I would like to conclude that confetti is the best and that I will never do this again because it took way to long, but confetti! these are the reasons you should go to your local store and demand them to give you confetti!

@W.H.I.T.E.O.U.T I did it.

Edited April 12, 2021 by Spam (see edit history)

[W.H.I.T.E.O.U.T]

22 minutes ago, Spam said:

I'll be back in a hour or so...

Confetti... It's the greatest thing since... likes, there is nothing as good as confetti because confetti is bite sized, can  fit in your pocket, and best of all it comes in all color! ranging from red to blue to purple to gold, there really isn't much you can't do with mind blowing invention. How to make confetti: first get a computer, then learn to code, after that make a video game(or buy one) and make a forum for it, lastly add confetti to it for easter and never take it away! (no but seriously don't take the confetti away). 

The best use for confetti! the best use of confetti is using it in a clickbait title in a forum for a small flash game so you can far- I mean make a good conversation and get a better reputation! this may be the best use for confetti but it can also be used to ruin peoples cakes on their birthdays. Though these reasons are a little dumb confetti can make depression go away in an instant(i'm not responsible if you send all your money on confetti and get even more depressed) yeah that's right no more depresion. 

If getting your cake ruined and making you depresion go away aren't good enough then you'll be thrilled that there's more! confetti makes a huge mess that you have to clean up, and what better way to do that than asking your friends to help? While your friends help you clean up the tons of confetti you shot into the air you can bond and learn about each other and how much they'll hate you after this.

I would like to conclude that confetti is the best and that I will never do this again because it took way to long, but confetti! these are the reasons you should go to your local store and demand them to give you confetti!

@W.H.I.T.E.O.U.T I did it.

Alright, that got me to laugh multiple times because I honestly expected it to be an advertisement for confetti... But the satirical bits got me.

Enjoy the reaction, lol.

[Spam]

Just now, W.H.I.T.E.O.U.T said:

Alright, that got me to laugh multiple times because I honestly expected it to be an advertisement for confetti... But the satirical bits got me.

Enjoy the reaction, lol.

At least we all got something out of this.

Wait i need to post this on the sm world records thread.

[W.H.I.T.E.O.U.T]

2 minutes ago, Spam said:

At least we all got something out of this.

Yep and now I really want that mini forum God Mode thing.

[W.H.I.T.E.O.U.T]

Or, better yet-

Forum God Mode... With hats. A selection of hats that can be earned via achievements which can be put on the God Mode.