Regarding The Confetti...

[Spam]

WHY ISN'T THERE ANY PURPLE CONFETTI?!

Edited April 9, 2021 by Spam (see edit history)

[Spam]

I call the cinco de mayo one

another like for u

It should fall turkeys or something on thanksgiving... or turkey god modes

wait we can make this like reddit and I can "upvote" instead of like.

Imma add a paragraph to the essay when ever I'm bored.

Edited April 8, 2021 by Spam (see edit history)

[Spam]

Confetti club has been made and it's currently waiting approval.

[Spam]

And done,

[W.H.I.T.E.O.U.T]

6 minutes ago, Spam said:

Exactly but adding purple confetti... well that makes them better quality.

Purple AND gold.

Insert Man behind the Slaughter joke here.

[Spam]

True we need that.

[W.H.I.T.E.O.U.T]

2 hours ago, Spam said:

Confetti club has been made and it's currently waiting approval.

Nice. Let us begin our conquest for turning everything SM into confetti.

 

[Eevee]

Confetti Cannon perk

makes all weapons and drones shoot confetti

in addition the charge engine sprays confetti when you use it

and when your mech explodes it turns into confetti

Edited April 9, 2021 by Quantum (see edit history)

[W.H.I.T.E.O.U.T]

1 hour ago, Quantum said:

and when your mech explodes it turns into confetti

Don't even include the standard explosion or any explosion sound effects or animations. Just have the mech pop out of existence and play a streamer noise as a tiny bit of confetti pops from out of nowhere.

[Spam]

14 hours ago, W.H.I.T.E.O.U.T said:

Nice. Let us begin our conquest for turning everything SM into confetti.

Yes, exactly.

14 hours ago, Quantum said:

Confetti Cannon perk

makes all weapons and drones shoot confetti

in addition the charge engine sprays confetti when you use it

and when your mech explodes it turns into confetti

Can you combine this with a hat, because my mech is bald.

12 hours ago, W.H.I.T.E.O.U.T said:

Don't even include the standard explosion or any explosion sound effects or animations. Just have the mech pop out of existence and play a streamer noise as a tiny bit of confetti pops from out of nowhere.

Yes, like the animation for the confetti club

 

Confetti club still not approved...

 I just realized I can give like and reactions again.  

I liked one thing! and now I can't like anything anymore!

nvm it's from all the reactions I added yesterday, I going to never be able to like things again...

Also I need help with this page

14 hours ago, Quantum said:

Confetti Cannon perk

makes all weapons and drones shoot confetti

in addition the charge engine sprays confetti when you use it

and when your mech explodes it turns into confetti

This is now part of my essay

Edited April 9, 2021 by Spam (see edit history)

[Spam]

confetti

[Androphonia]

22 hours ago, Spam said:

I'll be back in a hour or so...

Confetti... It's the greatest thing since... likes, there is nothing as good as confetti because confetti is bite sized, can  fit in your pocket, and best of all it comes in all colors! ranging from red to blue to purple to gold, there really isn't much you can't do with mind blowing invention. How to make confetti: first get a computer, then learn to code, after that make a video game(or buy one) and make a forum for it, lastly add confetti to it for easter and never take it away! (no but seriously don't take the confetti away). 

The best use for confetti! the best use of confetti is using it in a clickbait title in a forum for a small flash game so you can far- I mean make a good conversation and get a better reputation! this may be the best use for confetti but it can also be used to ruin peoples cakes on their birthdays. Though these reasons are a little dumb confetti can make depression go away in an instant(i'm not responsible if you send all your money on confetti and get even more depressed) yeah that's right no more depresion. 

If getting your cake ruined and making your depression go away aren't good enough then you'll be thrilled that there's more! confetti makes a huge mess that you have to clean up, and what better way to do that than asking your friends to help? While your friends help you clean up the tons of confetti you shot into the air you can bond and learn about each other and how much they'll hate you after this.

So, now your friends hate you for making them clean up a ton of confetti, so that doesn't matter friends are replace able, but confetti isn't even though you can just buy more think of the good time you had with each different piece of confetti, hating them all for different reasons. Confetti looks good on anything! even you! Saw a dress that looked good but didn't have enough color? put some confetti on it! Having trouble sticking it to your drees? buy our special sticky confetti(disclaimer:this isn't a real product)! 

The tactical uses of confetti. Confetti is very underappreciated on the battlefield(sm arena) despite being made of paper confetti can blind people and also break their eardrums, but that's not all! Confetti can make an awkward conversation in to the best discussion of your life, and that's not all, you can make it from almost anything, did you spend all you summer farming potatoes and don't know what to do with them? Just peel them and there you go you now have confetti so farming all those potatoes isn't a waste.

Remember how I said that you can make confetti out of anything? Well it's true that's why I'm proud to announce our new product... Edible Confetti! It's just as the name says! Edible Confetti is the perfect choice for any birthday party. Why you ask? Because when you shoot it it won't ruin the cake! Cakes being ruined because of confetti is a problem that dates back to when cake was invented, and this is our solution! After over 100,000 years this problem has finally been solved.

Confetti Cannon! This perk well be added in super mechs if we ask long enough, why would we do that though? Well the perks of this perk include, being able to shoot confetti, blowing things up into confetti, and confetti raining down your screen? This might just be visual perk, but in can be combined with a hat! Why a hat? So your mech won't look bald. Also so because some people(*cough*w.i.t.h.o.u.t*cough*) don't want to show their torso.    

I would like to conclude that confetti is the best and that I will never do this again because it took way to long, but confetti! these are the reasons you should go to your local store and demand them to give you confetti!

@W.H.I.T.E.O.U.T I did it.

confetti, the greatest invention of all time, its so bright that when the light hits the side it burns your eyes, its annoying to clean, and sometimes if its small enough it can get in your eyes

 

best product ever I gave it a 0.5 star review

[Spam]

1 hour ago, ChooseGeno said:

confetti, the greatest invention of all time, its so bright that when the light hits the side it burns your eyes, its annoying to clean, and sometimes if its small enough it can get in your eyes

 

best product ever I gave it a 0.5 star review

wow a 5 star rating. Also imma make a paragraph about this.

Edited April 9, 2021 by Spam (see edit history)

[Spam]

Confetti Essay(for page 2):

 

Confetti... It's the greatest thing since... likes, there is nothing as good as confetti because confetti is bite sized, can  fit in your pocket, and best of all it comes in all colors! ranging from red to blue to purple to gold, there really isn't much you can't do with mind blowing invention. How to make confetti: first get a computer, then learn to code, after that make a video game(or buy one) and make a forum for it, lastly add confetti to it for easter and never take it away! (no but seriously don't take the confetti away). 

The best use for confetti! the best use of confetti is using it in a clickbait title in a forum for a small flash game so you can far- I mean make a good conversation and get a better reputation! this may be the best use for confetti but it can also be used to ruin peoples cakes on their birthdays. Though these reasons are a little dumb confetti can make depression go away in an instant(i'm not responsible if you send all your money on confetti and get even more depressed) yeah that's right no more depresion. 

If getting your cake ruined and making your depression go away aren't good enough then you'll be thrilled that there's more! confetti makes a huge mess that you have to clean up, and what better way to do that than asking your friends to help? While your friends help you clean up the tons of confetti you shot into the air you can bond and learn about each other and how much they'll hate you after this.

So, now your friends hate you for making them clean up a ton of confetti, so that doesn't matter friends are replace able, but confetti isn't even though you can just buy more think of the good time you had with each different piece of confetti, hating them all for different reasons. Confetti looks good on anything! even you! Saw a dress that looked good but didn't have enough color? put some confetti on it! Having trouble sticking it to your drees? buy our special sticky confetti(disclaimer:this isn't a real product)! 

The tactical uses of confetti. Confetti is very underappreciated on the battlefield(sm arena) despite being made of paper confetti can blind people and also break their eardrums, but that's not all! Confetti can make an awkward conversation in to the best discussion of your life, and that's not all, you can make it from almost anything, did you spend all you summer farming potatoes and don't know what to do with them? Just peel them and there you go you now have confetti so farming all those potatoes isn't a waste.

Remember how I said that you can make confetti out of anything? Well it's true that's why I'm proud to announce our new product... Edible Confetti! It's just as the name says! Edible Confetti is the perfect choice for any birthday party. Why you ask? Because when you shoot it it won't ruin the cake! Cakes being ruined because of confetti is a problem that dates back to when cake was invented, and this is our solution! After over 100,000 years this problem has finally been solved.

Confetti Cannon! This perk well be added in super mechs if we ask long enough, why would we do that though? Well the perks of this perk include, being able to shoot confetti, blowing things up into confetti, and confetti raining down your screen? This might just be visual perk, but in can be combined with a hat! Why a hat? So your mech won't look bald. Also so because some people(*cough*w.i.t.h.o.u.t*cough*) don't want to show their torso.    

How to fix your eyes using confetti. First shoot the confetti at a light bulb, second look at the light bulb, lastly let the burning confetti fall into your eyes. (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for permanent loss of vision or anything that happens to you because of burning paper).

Confetti Blast! This is an item that will have to get added if we ask long enough, but why? Because confetti is the best! Stats: 30kg 500-600 dmg 100 heat dmg 100 energy drain retreat: 1 knockback: 1 Range:1-7, makes opponent lose on turn. Why is this so good? Because confetti. Confetti blast is the best weapon made to overthrow the meta. 

Confetti Airstrike(name is still in beta testing)!  Another item that must get added if we ask long enough. This drone is a lot Face Shocker and Heat Point, It has three uses and it's stats are: Damage: 300-400 Range: 1-7 Energy Drain: 50 Heat Damage: 75 Knockback: 1. This drone  is not overpowered for one reason, it needs to reload it's confetti, after using it's three confetti ammo up it must recollect them by going back in the mech.  

Confetti Armor, the armor of the gods. Confetti Armor is a torso of immense power, with stats that are rivaled only by the old God Mode Torso. Stats: Health: 1,539 Res: Ele: 50 Heat: 50 Phys: 51 Heat Cap: 330 Energy: 330 Cooling: 100 Regen: 147. This torso is the best choice for new and old players alike!

Confetti Paws. These legs may not look like much, but they can do thing that other legs can only dream about! What can they do that makes them so special? Well they can move anywhere on the map just like the legs they used to be. This isn't the only feature of these legs though, they also can knock an opponent away 1-3 space depending on what you choose. Stats: Health: 793 Damage: 200-321 Walking: infinite. These legs may be hard to get but in the end they're definitely worth it!

Confetti paint, not to be confused with confetti items. Confetti paint is the best paint for one reason,confetti! Why bother spending tokens on it? because this paint can be used with other paints to create the perfect combo for you! Want red paint and confetti paint? then mix and match them, use any paint with the confetti paint!

I would like to conclude that confetti is the best and that I will never do this again because it took way to long, but confetti! these are the reasons you should go to your local store and demand them to give you confetti!

 

Edited April 20, 2021 by Spam (see edit history)

[Androphonia]

Just now, Spam said:

Confetti Essay(for page 2):

 

Confetti... It's the greatest thing since... likes, there is nothing as good as confetti because confetti is bite sized, can  fit in your pocket, and best of all it comes in all colors! ranging from red to blue to purple to gold, there really isn't much you can't do with mind blowing invention. How to make confetti: first get a computer, then learn to code, after that make a video game(or buy one) and make a forum for it, lastly add confetti to it for easter and never take it away! (no but seriously don't take the confetti away). 

The best use for confetti! the best use of confetti is using it in a clickbait title in a forum for a small flash game so you can far- I mean make a good conversation and get a better reputation! this may be the best use for confetti but it can also be used to ruin peoples cakes on their birthdays. Though these reasons are a little dumb confetti can make depression go away in an instant(i'm not responsible if you send all your money on confetti and get even more depressed) yeah that's right no more depresion. 

If getting your cake ruined and making your depression go away aren't good enough then you'll be thrilled that there's more! confetti makes a huge mess that you have to clean up, and what better way to do that than asking your friends to help? While your friends help you clean up the tons of confetti you shot into the air you can bond and learn about each other and how much they'll hate you after this.

So, now your friends hate you for making them clean up a ton of confetti, so that doesn't matter friends are replace able, but confetti isn't even though you can just buy more think of the good time you had with each different piece of confetti, hating them all for different reasons. Confetti looks good on anything! even you! Saw a dress that looked good but didn't have enough color? put some confetti on it! Having trouble sticking it to your drees? buy our special sticky confetti(disclaimer:this isn't a real product)! 

The tactical uses of confetti. Confetti is very underappreciated on the battlefield(sm arena) despite being made of paper confetti can blind people and also break their eardrums, but that's not all! Confetti can make an awkward conversation in to the best discussion of your life, and that's not all, you can make it from almost anything, did you spend all you summer farming potatoes and don't know what to do with them? Just peel them and there you go you now have confetti so farming all those potatoes isn't a waste.

Remember how I said that you can make confetti out of anything? Well it's true that's why I'm proud to announce our new product... Edible Confetti! It's just as the name says! Edible Confetti is the perfect choice for any birthday party. Why you ask? Because when you shoot it it won't ruin the cake! Cakes being ruined because of confetti is a problem that dates back to when cake was invented, and this is our solution! After over 100,000 years this problem has finally been solved.

Confetti Cannon! This perk well be added in super mechs if we ask long enough, why would we do that though? Well the perks of this perk include, being able to shoot confetti, blowing things up into confetti, and confetti raining down your screen? This might just be visual perk, but in can be combined with a hat! Why a hat? So your mech won't look bald. Also so because some people(*cough*w.i.t.h.o.u.t*cough*) don't want to show their torso.    

How to fix your eyes using confetti. First shoot the confetti at a light bulb, second look at the light bulb, lastly let the bruning confetti fall into your eyes. (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for permanent loss of vision or anything that happens to you because of burning paper).

I would like to conclude that confetti is the best and that I will never do this again because it took way to long, but confetti! these are the reasons you should go to your local store and demand them to give you confetti!

 

The great geno reviews your essay

4+

made me laugh

[Spam]

Just now, ChooseGeno said:

The great geno reviews your essay

4+

made me laugh

Yes, another person who like my essay.

I wonder where W.H.I.T.E.O.U.T went he was the only reason(he told me to make) the essay is a thing

[Spam]

How can I make this title more clickbaity

Edited April 9, 2021 by Spam (see edit history)

[Eevee]

49 minutes ago, Spam said:

How can I make this title more clickbaity

"Scientists confirm: Confetti is the essence of life"

[W.H.I.T.E.O.U.T]

2 hours ago, Spam said:

I wonder where W.H.I.T.E.O.U.T went he was the only reason(he told me to make) the essay is a thing

I have returned. 

Should I make an essay about Ejection Blast?

[Spam]

1 hour ago, W.H.I.T.E.O.U.T said:

Should I make an essay about Ejection Blast?

Ejection Blast that shoots confetti?

1 hour ago, Quantum said:

"Scientists confirm: Confetti is the essence of life"

Maybe...

[W.H.I.T.E.O.U.T]

1 minute ago, Spam said:

Ejection Blast that shoots confetti?

1 hour ago, Quantum said:

Perhaps.

[Spam]

How Scientists Found Out That All Life On Earth Started With Confetti

To much?

Just now, W.H.I.T.E.O.U.T said:

Perhaps.

Ok well I guess I'll be back in an hour or so

nvm I think I could just add this as a paragraph for the confetti essay.

Confetti Cannon sprite, make one and we'll vote for the best one.

Confetti Cannon

[Androphonia]

15 hours ago, Spam said:

How Scientists Found Out That All Life On Earth Started With Confetti

To much?

Ok well I guess I'll be back in an hour or so

nvm I think I could just add this as a paragraph for the confetti essay.

Confetti Cannon sprite, make one and we'll vote for the best one.

Confetti Cannon

its a magical entity that shoots out balls of colored paper

[Spam]

Confetti Club still not confirmed

On 4/9/2021 at 2:48 PM, W.H.I.T.E.O.U.T said:

Should I make an essay about Ejection Blast?

If you want could you make an essay about confetti cannon?

Or not I can do it to.

[W.H.I.T.E.O.U.T]

5 minutes ago, Spam said:

If you want could you make an essay about confetti cannon?

Sure.

I'll make a google docs of it in order to make it more "professional" if that's alright.

[Spam]

Just now, W.H.I.T.E.O.U.T said:

Sure.

I'll make a google docs of it in order to make it more "professional" if that's alright.

That's fine, but could you send the essay in a dm or something so I can make a page about it in the confetti club.

Btw the name is confetti blast, I got it mixed up with the perk which is confetti cannon.

Confetti Drone's name is Confetti Airstrike, but the name isn't final so if you have a better name you can tell it to us.