W.H.I.T.E.O.U.T

I got Cockpit Piercer AND I got Ad1tya to call me an RNG manipulator lol.

Second Quad Core done.

I got Cockpit Piercer AND I got Ad1tya to call me an RNG manipulator lol.

I got Cockpit Piercer AND I got Ad1tya to call me an RNG manipulator lol.

I got Cockpit Piercer AND I got Ad1tya to call me an RNG manipulator lol.

Second Quad Core done.

Second Quad Core done.

Second Quad Core done.

I can't afford deals because of my premium box reliance.

I'm actually ok with this lifestyle lol.
I may or may not be insane but that's just me.

I am back (out of curiosity and boredom).
 

Yeah, that sucks. Yes, I remember my first REA and was weird 2 weeks thing. I opened a fortune box and I got REA and a scope, then same week opened other F.B. and got another REA, then I got my first platinium plate, then got FHA, then another REA and FHA and Hollow just in 2 weeks span. Two weeks later I got another REA and later got my 5th. Before that I had just NAGA as energy torso. 🤷‍♂️

i guess ur unlucky by being lucky

I really need Lightning Platinum Vest for my physical build because of its resistances, something that my current build's struggling to get due to Rusty Energy Armor's weight and lack of resistance. 
Yet I somehow got a 4th REA despite having 2 maxed ones already.. Strange how RNG in this game works. 



Though bad luck gave way for good luck to evolve into something greater.
... Also, the forum got all post-happy when I was trying to put both screenshots in the same post, so I have to rely on post merge to put the segments together.

I can confirm that my luck's officially shit because I only got one premium from yesterday's portal and it was another Rusty Energy Armor.
It may not look like a curse but that's my 4th ever gotten Rusty and I already have 2 maxed ones, soooooo.. Yep, it's food. With a maxed Hollow and a divine Fractured, I don't really need a 3rd maxed Rusty when I will only have 2 energy dependent builds at most (explosive build's gonna be energy-free, so Fractured, Hollow, and Zarkares are already good enough to cover that build's torso needs). 
What once was a lucky torso drop has become a curse and I really do not know how to comprehend it. 

My Falcon set a new personal damage record (1123).

Fortune boxes from today. Courtesy of Ramboy Normal.



... My luck's gonna be shit for a long while once today's over, I'm calling it here. 

Fortune boxes from today. Courtesy of Ramboy Normal.



... My luck's gonna be shit for a long while once today's over, I'm calling it here. 

Fortune boxes from today. Courtesy of Ramboy Normal.



... My luck's gonna be shit for a long while once today's over, I'm calling it here. 

Fortune boxes from today. Courtesy of Ramboy Normal.



... My luck's gonna be shit for a long while once today's over, I'm calling it here. 

Fortune boxes from today. Courtesy of Ramboy Normal.



... My luck's gonna be shit for a long while once today's over, I'm calling it here. 

Fortune boxes from today. Courtesy of Ramboy Normal.



... My luck's gonna be shit for a long while once today's over, I'm calling it here. 

Was it a bird?
Was it a soul?
Was it a plane?
No, it was an energy laser and a flying massive [redacted].
 
The Party Pooper... What is its purpose?
Well, that's easy to say. It solely exists to violate all personal space restrictions while having the benefit of electrocuting its victims.
What makes this gun so special?
It's a laser, for [redacted]'s sake, so of course every person would want it... Or it may just be due to how the weapon is energy-free, technically making it an energy counter weapon by default. With 3 advance and 1 knockback in its Hot Flash arsenal, this weapon exists with the pure intent of stealing your opponent's parking space without sparing them any mercy. That is why people enjoy this Walmart Drunk Driver Parking Pack.
 
Is the weapon good?
... I... Err... How should I put this... The weapon is goodly, badly, averagely situational. The weapon, itself, isn't bad by any means... But the damage that it can deal is overshadowed by the fact that the weapon is essentially the same as the other two pretty lasers but with lower damage and the extremely drastic weight increase of +1-2 Kg. So, the weapon's usefulness is so debatable that it can only be determined by its user.
 
What about the players behind the gun? 
There are a multitude of players who use this weapon but I'll simplify them into two general categories -- Runners and Chargers. The Runners are exactly what you'd expect from their namesake... They run as far back as possible with retreat or recoil weapons before hitting their target in the back with the laser. These players usually run distance builds that will never resort to using the laser unless they can't keep their target in 3-6 range, to which then they'll spam the laser until they get their victim back into their happy place of Malice Beams and Corrupt Lights.
On the other hand, Chargers are the complete opposite of the cowards that run the hell away from their targets. They will always be on someone's ass as they chase their target around the map and camp their 1-2 range spots, smashing melee until one of the two mechs die. Though it may sound easy to keep these [redacted] out of 1-2 range, they are more than capable of being relentlessly annoying with their chase tactics. Their builds will always consist of melee or EMPs + UPC/MortalBullet/Bulldog. Their builds also tend to desperately try and be energy-free with everything while failing in that regard by calling their MortalBullet an energy-free weapon when Lightning Cutter clearly exists.
TL;DR - Chase runners and run from chasers. 
 
Is the gun E-M or L-M?
I thought the gold trimming of the weapon was a dead giveaway... But the weapon is definitely a wallet.
 
Summary 
The Party Bellend is a flying, top slot Hot Flash with an emphasis on damage and having two uses. That's pretty much it. It sure beats the hell out of Delerium, though, so don't be upset that your Party Drunkard doesn't like to stay still... It keeps the Valiants away, which is obviously beneficial. 
 
Extra Note (Not Related to Party Crasher)
What do you guys think of the new title? Is it an improvement or a downgrade? I would appreciate it if you left your thoughts on the title down below as that would help me improve this in small yet beneficial ways.
The same applies for your thoughts on the overall topic. 
 
 
Closing goes here,
Tiny Font
A quick head's up to anyone who sees the purple warning... thing... On my topic:
I forgot to censor out 2-3 words and that caused the whole red alert thing, so I edited the topic to remove those words via the use of redactions.

If you can get a Burning Shower or Heat Bomb, we can become Explosive Boiler legionaries. 
The secret mythical-capable physical Anubis that we weren't supposed to know about.
Also, nice Dustmaker.
 
There was a GOAT tournament long ago that had the goat perk as the first place reward, I believe. The fact that it's a goat torso reward for a GOAT tournament but it's also sort of confusing as to how a perk that looks like a mythical torso is the reward for using rare level 20/epic level 1 items to every other player in a tournament to the rare-and-epic-loaded death.