Top Ranker Jokes

[SawzAll]

I figured I'd put this out because I think I may have created some funny jokes.  This is not a roast, it's more like Chuck Norris jokes.  But instead of Chuck Norris, top rank players.

I'll start us off.

"CleverName.  Even his cosmetics are divined."

 

"CleverName.  Even his double teleporter is divine."

 

Person A: CleverName is legendary.

Person B: Don't you EVER call him that.  He's divine!

 

 

Did you hear that story about Bobson?

Neither did I, I fell asleep half way through.

Edited June 10, 2021 by SawzAll (see edit history)

[Kurt]

this isnt funny, this is sad

[DragonsIayer]

ok

[SawzAll]

6 minutes ago, Username4 said:

At this point, I proceeded to commit rope neck.

Hope in humanity:depleted

Person A: HeWhoMustNotBeNamed is legendary

Person B: Don't you ever call him that, he just exploited back end deals and boosts his accs to get top 1 in every season, effectively ruining the game for everyone else that tries to get top 1 without boosting.

This is why we can't have nice things.

[DragonsIayer]

I may have been gone for several months, but turns out Clevename hate is abundant (still)

[Username4]

10 hours ago, SawzAll said:

This is why we can't have nice things.

Wouldn’t really call them nice things