A Happy F4ce

we're gonna make old kunts great again, and I tell you what folks, we're gonna make the fratics pay for it.

I understand why the powers that be want a neutered forum. I do. and I sympathise. its not a good look when casual or prospective supermechs gamers search the game on google and find flame wars. I get it. I really do.
But also, this place sucks man. its soooo boring. its like mind numbingly boring. this place is so fucking boring. 
is there a happy medium? can we realise a happy medium?
probably not. 
its just sad. It's just really fucking sad that this place sucks so much now. checking the old forum used to be the highlight of my day. and was it so bad? yeah there were flame wars , but it was mostly just bizarre avant guarde humour. it was mostly just strange people connecting in strange ways.
what do we have now? adverts for interchangeable youtube channels run by 14 year olds and bland inoffensive posts about the game which dont excite, inflame or entertain. 
This isn't a call to action. This is a call to mourning.
Something that was once great, something which was once an amazing, uncontained firework, spectacle and in many ways, and to many people, a miracle 
now sucks. 
- Misfit

I understand why the powers that be want a neutered forum. I do. and I sympathise. its not a good look when casual or prospective supermechs gamers search the game on google and find flame wars. I get it. I really do.
But also, this place sucks man. its soooo boring. its like mind numbingly boring. this place is so fucking boring. 
is there a happy medium? can we realise a happy medium?
probably not. 
its just sad. It's just really fucking sad that this place sucks so much now. checking the old forum used to be the highlight of my day. and was it so bad? yeah there were flame wars , but it was mostly just bizarre avant guarde humour. it was mostly just strange people connecting in strange ways.
what do we have now? adverts for interchangeable youtube channels run by 14 year olds and bland inoffensive posts about the game which dont excite, inflame or entertain. 
This isn't a call to action. This is a call to mourning.
Something that was once great, something which was once an amazing, uncontained firework, spectacle and in many ways, and to many people, a miracle 
now sucks. 
- Misfit

I understand why the powers that be want a neutered forum. I do. and I sympathise. its not a good look when casual or prospective supermechs gamers search the game on google and find flame wars. I get it. I really do.
But also, this place sucks man. its soooo boring. its like mind numbingly boring. this place is so fucking boring. 
is there a happy medium? can we realise a happy medium?
probably not. 
its just sad. It's just really fucking sad that this place sucks so much now. checking the old forum used to be the highlight of my day. and was it so bad? yeah there were flame wars , but it was mostly just bizarre avant guarde humour. it was mostly just strange people connecting in strange ways.
what do we have now? adverts for interchangeable youtube channels run by 14 year olds and bland inoffensive posts about the game which dont excite, inflame or entertain. 
This isn't a call to action. This is a call to mourning.
Something that was once great, something which was once an amazing, uncontained firework, spectacle and in many ways, and to many people, a miracle 
now sucks. 
- Misfit

I understand why the powers that be want a neutered forum. I do. and I sympathise. its not a good look when casual or prospective supermechs gamers search the game on google and find flame wars. I get it. I really do.
But also, this place sucks man. its soooo boring. its like mind numbingly boring. this place is so fucking boring. 
is there a happy medium? can we realise a happy medium?
probably not. 
its just sad. It's just really fucking sad that this place sucks so much now. checking the old forum used to be the highlight of my day. and was it so bad? yeah there were flame wars , but it was mostly just bizarre avant guarde humour. it was mostly just strange people connecting in strange ways.
what do we have now? adverts for interchangeable youtube channels run by 14 year olds and bland inoffensive posts about the game which dont excite, inflame or entertain. 
This isn't a call to action. This is a call to mourning.
Something that was once great, something which was once an amazing, uncontained firework, spectacle and in many ways, and to many people, a miracle 
now sucks. 
- Misfit

I understand why the powers that be want a neutered forum. I do. and I sympathise. its not a good look when casual or prospective supermechs gamers search the game on google and find flame wars. I get it. I really do.
But also, this place sucks man. its soooo boring. its like mind numbingly boring. this place is so fucking boring. 
is there a happy medium? can we realise a happy medium?
probably not. 
its just sad. It's just really fucking sad that this place sucks so much now. checking the old forum used to be the highlight of my day. and was it so bad? yeah there were flame wars , but it was mostly just bizarre avant guarde humour. it was mostly just strange people connecting in strange ways.
what do we have now? adverts for interchangeable youtube channels run by 14 year olds and bland inoffensive posts about the game which dont excite, inflame or entertain. 
This isn't a call to action. This is a call to mourning.
Something that was once great, something which was once an amazing, uncontained firework, spectacle and in many ways, and to many people, a miracle 
now sucks. 
- Misfit

I understand why the powers that be want a neutered forum. I do. and I sympathise. its not a good look when casual or prospective supermechs gamers search the game on google and find flame wars. I get it. I really do.
But also, this place sucks man. its soooo boring. its like mind numbingly boring. this place is so fucking boring. 
is there a happy medium? can we realise a happy medium?
probably not. 
its just sad. It's just really fucking sad that this place sucks so much now. checking the old forum used to be the highlight of my day. and was it so bad? yeah there were flame wars , but it was mostly just bizarre avant guarde humour. it was mostly just strange people connecting in strange ways.
what do we have now? adverts for interchangeable youtube channels run by 14 year olds and bland inoffensive posts about the game which dont excite, inflame or entertain. 
This isn't a call to action. This is a call to mourning.
Something that was once great, something which was once an amazing, uncontained firework, spectacle and in many ways, and to many people, a miracle 
now sucks. 
- Misfit

I understand why the powers that be want a neutered forum. I do. and I sympathise. its not a good look when casual or prospective supermechs gamers search the game on google and find flame wars. I get it. I really do.
But also, this place sucks man. its soooo boring. its like mind numbingly boring. this place is so fucking boring. 
is there a happy medium? can we realise a happy medium?
probably not. 
its just sad. It's just really fucking sad that this place sucks so much now. checking the old forum used to be the highlight of my day. and was it so bad? yeah there were flame wars , but it was mostly just bizarre avant guarde humour. it was mostly just strange people connecting in strange ways.
what do we have now? adverts for interchangeable youtube channels run by 14 year olds and bland inoffensive posts about the game which dont excite, inflame or entertain. 
This isn't a call to action. This is a call to mourning.
Something that was once great, something which was once an amazing, uncontained firework, spectacle and in many ways, and to many people, a miracle 
now sucks. 
- Misfit

I understand why the powers that be want a neutered forum. I do. and I sympathise. its not a good look when casual or prospective supermechs gamers search the game on google and find flame wars. I get it. I really do.
But also, this place sucks man. its soooo boring. its like mind numbingly boring. this place is so fucking boring. 
is there a happy medium? can we realise a happy medium?
probably not. 
its just sad. It's just really fucking sad that this place sucks so much now. checking the old forum used to be the highlight of my day. and was it so bad? yeah there were flame wars , but it was mostly just bizarre avant guarde humour. it was mostly just strange people connecting in strange ways.
what do we have now? adverts for interchangeable youtube channels run by 14 year olds and bland inoffensive posts about the game which dont excite, inflame or entertain. 
This isn't a call to action. This is a call to mourning.
Something that was once great, something which was once an amazing, uncontained firework, spectacle and in many ways, and to many people, a miracle 
now sucks. 
- Misfit

me_irl

False, pizza does not belong on a pinnapple.
 
Next poster gets a sick sense of satisfaction in small acts of chaotic enactment, such as switching the toilet paper around in other people's homes so it comes out of the back instead, and rearranging the lettering in signs such that it produces rude words. this person's apetite is thus while fulfilled in such acts of petty rebellion. yet, their apetite grows from day to day. when once, ringing a neighbour's doorbell and fleeing before being seen would satisfy, now, the next poster must spraypaint obscenities, or say slurs online to quench that same thirst. the next poster's fascinations grow bolder and more ambitious, with each little kick, each little flurry of excitement. tomorrow... well, just what tomorrow? the next poster is a highly dangerous individual, and must reverse course should they stand any chance at sanity. for the sake of themselves and others. go, on, admit it, next poster. bet you won't. but you know it's true. you know. and, I know.

False, pizza does not belong on a pinnapple.
 
Next poster gets a sick sense of satisfaction in small acts of chaotic enactment, such as switching the toilet paper around in other people's homes so it comes out of the back instead, and rearranging the lettering in signs such that it produces rude words. this person's apetite is thus while fulfilled in such acts of petty rebellion. yet, their apetite grows from day to day. when once, ringing a neighbour's doorbell and fleeing before being seen would satisfy, now, the next poster must spraypaint obscenities, or say slurs online to quench that same thirst. the next poster's fascinations grow bolder and more ambitious, with each little kick, each little flurry of excitement. tomorrow... well, just what tomorrow? the next poster is a highly dangerous individual, and must reverse course should they stand any chance at sanity. for the sake of themselves and others. go, on, admit it, next poster. bet you won't. but you know it's true. you know. and, I know.

it was kinda made obsolete by the 2-4 heat recoil thing (no, I will not learn the goofy names)
I use abom now, but if I had the recoil thing I'd use that instead without a second thought.

I think you're confused mate. the 'unicorn' is NOT the same as the 'GOAT' tournament. the Unicorn portal is a portal. Marija has little to no influence on wether a unicorn portal is done again or not as she is not a developer.

I think you're confused mate. the 'unicorn' is NOT the same as the 'GOAT' tournament. the Unicorn portal is a portal. Marija has little to no influence on wether a unicorn portal is done again or not as she is not a developer.

I think you're confused mate. the 'unicorn' is NOT the same as the 'GOAT' tournament. the Unicorn portal is a portal. Marija has little to no influence on wether a unicorn portal is done again or not as she is not a developer.

I think you're confused mate. the 'unicorn' is NOT the same as the 'GOAT' tournament. the Unicorn portal is a portal. Marija has little to no influence on wether a unicorn portal is done again or not as she is not a developer.

False, pizza does not belong on a pinnapple.
 
Next poster gets a sick sense of satisfaction in small acts of chaotic enactment, such as switching the toilet paper around in other people's homes so it comes out of the back instead, and rearranging the lettering in signs such that it produces rude words. this person's apetite is thus while fulfilled in such acts of petty rebellion. yet, their apetite grows from day to day. when once, ringing a neighbour's doorbell and fleeing before being seen would satisfy, now, the next poster must spraypaint obscenities, or say slurs online to quench that same thirst. the next poster's fascinations grow bolder and more ambitious, with each little kick, each little flurry of excitement. tomorrow... well, just what tomorrow? the next poster is a highly dangerous individual, and must reverse course should they stand any chance at sanity. for the sake of themselves and others. go, on, admit it, next poster. bet you won't. but you know it's true. you know. and, I know.

About a month or so into reloaded, the Developers released a special 5-day portal, the unicorn portal. aside from the perk (a unicorn horn), which I have never recovered from accidentily fusing, the purpose of the portal was simple: to help those who had been dealt a bad hand with their initial boxes to get a head start. the mission was of high easy-light moderate difficulty and dropped boxes with exceptionaly good drop rates (scaled to whether you were playing Normal, Hard or Insane).

Nobody knows the exact drop rates of the portal, because the past development team were exceptionally mysterious about drop rates in all instances, and it was a very long time ago now so my memory might be off, but I'd estimate something like this:
Epic - 85% Legendary - 15% "Sure buddy, and I'd like to throw it to Angelina Jolie tonight instead of my fat wife, I aint getting that either."
okay, so I hear you asking why I think its justified to drop a second unicorn portal now. well, allow me to do so in the form of a numbered bullet point list:
A significant period of time has passed since the last portal of its kind, in which time a general feeling of discontent with the gap between those who do not spend or spend modestly and those who have been able to afford to buy every premium item as it came out. this feeling being the justification at the time for the last one.  we are under new development now, with a team that undoubtedly has its own ideas about the direction they want to take the game, therefore I think its fair that all those who have lived through (survived) the TS years should be granted a good way to "catch up" at least to a certain degree in order that the community as a whole can go forward into the new era excited and ready to experience the new direction. not still tearing their hair out trying to scrape rank 5 because they can't get this or that item that they need from the past era the perk is really pretty "Did you really need a list for that, wise guy?"
No, but I figured out how to do it just now and I'll be damned if I don't.

In terms of the specific drop rate, I don't know if the devs have access to some kind of record of what it was on the original portal. I think the fuel costs were similar to Madboy 2v2 mission. but even just 5% would do a lotta good for a lotta people.
 
but that's just like, my opinion, man, vote above to express yours 👆
or tell me how much you love or hate the idea down there 👇
OOPSIE DOOPSIE MOMENT REPORT:
the 4th poll option in question 2 reads 25-20%. it SHOULD read 15-20%
apologies

About a month or so into reloaded, the Developers released a special 5-day portal, the unicorn portal. aside from the perk (a unicorn horn), which I have never recovered from accidentily fusing, the purpose of the portal was simple: to help those who had been dealt a bad hand with their initial boxes to get a head start. the mission was of high easy-light moderate difficulty and dropped boxes with exceptionaly good drop rates (scaled to whether you were playing Normal, Hard or Insane).

Nobody knows the exact drop rates of the portal, because the past development team were exceptionally mysterious about drop rates in all instances, and it was a very long time ago now so my memory might be off, but I'd estimate something like this:
Epic - 85% Legendary - 15% "Sure buddy, and I'd like to throw it to Angelina Jolie tonight instead of my fat wife, I aint getting that either."
okay, so I hear you asking why I think its justified to drop a second unicorn portal now. well, allow me to do so in the form of a numbered bullet point list:
A significant period of time has passed since the last portal of its kind, in which time a general feeling of discontent with the gap between those who do not spend or spend modestly and those who have been able to afford to buy every premium item as it came out. this feeling being the justification at the time for the last one.  we are under new development now, with a team that undoubtedly has its own ideas about the direction they want to take the game, therefore I think its fair that all those who have lived through (survived) the TS years should be granted a good way to "catch up" at least to a certain degree in order that the community as a whole can go forward into the new era excited and ready to experience the new direction. not still tearing their hair out trying to scrape rank 5 because they can't get this or that item that they need from the past era the perk is really pretty "Did you really need a list for that, wise guy?"
No, but I figured out how to do it just now and I'll be damned if I don't.

In terms of the specific drop rate, I don't know if the devs have access to some kind of record of what it was on the original portal. I think the fuel costs were similar to Madboy 2v2 mission. but even just 5% would do a lotta good for a lotta people.
 
but that's just like, my opinion, man, vote above to express yours 👆
or tell me how much you love or hate the idea down there 👇
OOPSIE DOOPSIE MOMENT REPORT:
the 4th poll option in question 2 reads 25-20%. it SHOULD read 15-20%
apologies

About a month or so into reloaded, the Developers released a special 5-day portal, the unicorn portal. aside from the perk (a unicorn horn), which I have never recovered from accidentily fusing, the purpose of the portal was simple: to help those who had been dealt a bad hand with their initial boxes to get a head start. the mission was of high easy-light moderate difficulty and dropped boxes with exceptionaly good drop rates (scaled to whether you were playing Normal, Hard or Insane).

Nobody knows the exact drop rates of the portal, because the past development team were exceptionally mysterious about drop rates in all instances, and it was a very long time ago now so my memory might be off, but I'd estimate something like this:
Epic - 85% Legendary - 15% "Sure buddy, and I'd like to throw it to Angelina Jolie tonight instead of my fat wife, I aint getting that either."
okay, so I hear you asking why I think its justified to drop a second unicorn portal now. well, allow me to do so in the form of a numbered bullet point list:
A significant period of time has passed since the last portal of its kind, in which time a general feeling of discontent with the gap between those who do not spend or spend modestly and those who have been able to afford to buy every premium item as it came out. this feeling being the justification at the time for the last one.  we are under new development now, with a team that undoubtedly has its own ideas about the direction they want to take the game, therefore I think its fair that all those who have lived through (survived) the TS years should be granted a good way to "catch up" at least to a certain degree in order that the community as a whole can go forward into the new era excited and ready to experience the new direction. not still tearing their hair out trying to scrape rank 5 because they can't get this or that item that they need from the past era the perk is really pretty "Did you really need a list for that, wise guy?"
No, but I figured out how to do it just now and I'll be damned if I don't.

In terms of the specific drop rate, I don't know if the devs have access to some kind of record of what it was on the original portal. I think the fuel costs were similar to Madboy 2v2 mission. but even just 5% would do a lotta good for a lotta people.
 
but that's just like, my opinion, man, vote above to express yours 👆
or tell me how much you love or hate the idea down there 👇
OOPSIE DOOPSIE MOMENT REPORT:
the 4th poll option in question 2 reads 25-20%. it SHOULD read 15-20%
apologies

me_irl

Misfit's still around 😉