Joke thread??? idk

[Androphonia]

Basically post jokes. Doesn't have to be funny

 

*thinks

[Androphonia]

Corporate needs you to tell the difference between these two images
People who say that drunk lightning is a f2p bunker: There is no difference

[Fordekash]

The only reason outer space exists is because it is afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris.

 

Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.

 

Chuck Norris doesn’t read books he just stairs them down until he gets the information he needs.

 

Chuck Norris doesn’t flush the toilet. He just scares the crap out of it.

[Androphonia]

You should really ride an elevator.

You know why?

It'll lift your spirits!

[MasterChief]

why do we need to tell jokes when you are a living one?