W.H.I.T.E.O.U.T

Better Question:
WHY IS THERE CONFETTI?!

I'll be back in a hour or so...
Confetti... It's the greatest thing since... likes, there is nothing as good as confetti because confetti is bite sized, can  fit in your pocket, and best of all it comes in all colors! ranging from red to blue to purple to gold, there really isn't much you can't do with mind blowing invention. How to make confetti: first get a computer, then learn to code, after that make a video game(or buy one) and make a forum for it, lastly add confetti to it for easter and never take it away! (no but seriously don't take the confetti away). 
The best use for confetti! the best use of confetti is using it in a clickbait title in a forum for a small flash game so you can far- I mean make a good conversation and get a better reputation! this may be the best use for confetti but it can also be used to ruin peoples cakes on their birthdays. Though these reasons are a little dumb confetti can make depression go away in an instant(i'm not responsible if you send all your money on confetti and get even more depressed) yeah that's right no more depresion. 
If getting your cake ruined and making your depression go away aren't good enough then you'll be thrilled that there's more! confetti makes a huge mess that you have to clean up, and what better way to do that than asking your friends to help? While your friends help you clean up the tons of confetti you shot into the air you can bond and learn about each other and how much they'll hate you after this.
So, now your friends hate you for making them clean up a ton of confetti, so that doesn't matter friends are replace able, but confetti isn't even though you can just buy more think of the good time you had with each different piece of confetti, hating them all for different reasons. Confetti looks good on anything! even you! Saw a dress that looked good but didn't have enough color? put some confetti on it! Having trouble sticking it to your drees? buy our special sticky confetti(disclaimer:this isn't a real product)! 
The tactical uses of confetti. Confetti is very underappreciated on the battlefield(sm arena) despite being made of paper confetti can blind people and also break their eardrums, but that's not all! Confetti can make an awkward conversation in to the best discussion of your life, and that's not all, you can make it from almost anything, did you spend all you summer farming potatoes and don't know what to do with them? Just peel them and there you go you now have confetti so farming all those potatoes isn't a waste.
Remember how I said that you can make confetti out of anything? Well it's true that's why I'm proud to announce our new product... Edible Confetti! It's just as the name says! Edible Confetti is the perfect choice for any birthday party. Why you ask? Because when you shoot it it won't ruin the cake! Cakes being ruined because of confetti is a problem that dates back to when cake was invented, and this is our solution! After over 100,000 years this problem has finally been solved.
Confetti Cannon! This perk well be added in super mechs if we ask long enough, why would we do that though? Well the perks of this perk include, being able to shoot confetti, blowing things up into confetti, and confetti raining down your screen? This might just be visual perk, but in can be combined with a hat! Why a hat? So your mech won't look bald. Also so because some people(*cough*w.i.t.h.o.u.t*cough*) don't want to show their torso.    
How to fix your eyes using confetti. First shoot the confetti at a light bulb, second look at the light bulb, lastly let the bruning confetti fall into your eyes. (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for permanent loss of vision or anything that happens to you because of burning paper).
Confetti Blast! This is an item that will have to get added if we ask long enough, but why? Because confetti is the best! Stats: 30kg 500-600 dmg 100 heat dmg 100 energy drain retreat: 1 knockback: 1 Range:1-7, makes opponent lose on turn. Why is this so good? Because confetti. Confetti blast is the best weapon made to overthrow the meta. 
Confetti Airstrike(name is still in beta testing)!  Another item that must get added if we ask long enough. This drone is a lot Face Shocker and Heat Point, It has three uses and it's stats are: Damage: 300-400 Range: 1-7 Energy Drain: 50 Heat Damage: 75 Knockback: 1. This drone  is not overpowered for one reason, it needs to reload it's confetti, after using it's three confetti ammo up it must recollect them by going back in the mech.  
Confetti Armor, the armor of the gods. Confetti Armor is a torso of immense power, with stats that are rivaled only by the old God Mode Torso. Stats: Health: 1,539 Res: Ele: 50 Heat: 50 Phys: 51 Heat Cap: 330 Energy: 330 Cooling: 100 Regen: 147. This torso is the best choice for new and old players alike!
Confetti Paws. These legs may not look like much, but they can do thing that other legs can only dream about! What can they do that makes them so special? Well they can move anywhere on the map just like the legs they used to be. This isn't the only feature of these legs though, they also can knock an opponent away 1-3 space depending on what you choose. Stats: Health: 793 Damage: 200-321 Walking: infinite. These legs my be hard to get but in the end they're definitely worth it!
I would like to conclude that confetti is the best and that I will never do this again because it took way to long, but confetti! these are the reasons you should go to your local store and demand them to give you confetti!
@W.H.I.T.E.O.U.T I did it.

Or probably an interactive God mode that appears on the forum dashboard that can be dragged and tossed around and does the roar when you click on it... And even shoots its blasters at your mouse when you click anywhere on the screen but on it.
 

Maybe randomly a screaming god mode drops out of the sky instead of confetti.
here's your like ❤️ 

Oh dear god- Why those things? We don't know what the rear half of them looks like and possibly for a good reason, so it might be a good idea to avoid using them as confetti. 

Hmm... Or mini Blizzard Dissolvers, Basalt Dissolvers, and Armor Annihilators?

I am become death.

Oh- And my bot aced Madboy with only my heat mech... But it was because Madboy didn't know how to use Armor Annihilators, so he spammed Terror Cry and Night Eagle against an opponent with 43 physical resistance... To say the least, he was only doing 60 damage per shot.
Efficiency, am I right?

Or falling god modes

RIP reactions I'll just have to do it manually 😢 

Better Question:
WHY IS THERE CONFETTI?!

Ah yes.... Bigboy shows his full power just fine but Madboy pulls a Vegeta and taunts you instead.

Yes, but madboy is just testing you if he goes all out then the game will crash that's why his ai is so bad.

Yeah, it would be helpful if autoplay was able to do multiple mission runs in one sitting rather than stopping at the end of each run and forcing the user to start it up again like a wind-up toy that keeps going until you look away from it to which then it decides to run out of power.
Though, this has been suggested a lot and most of the time, it was ignored... But I still hope that a multi-run feature gets added down the line, regardless of the amount of failed attempts to suggest the feature.

Update: I've been doing some OD-8 grinds  with several build ideas... And well, with my standard build, my autopilot will always do Overcharged Rocket Battery + Burning Shower or Burning Shower + Magma Recoiler. It doesn't take backfire into consideration but it does take heat into consideration as it will stomp if its heat is on the verge of an auto cooldown but it will use a weapon after the stomp if it still has an action point left over, if the target's out of stomp range while the bot has 2+ range weapons, and won't regard heat levels when doing so.
For a "scope" build (Rock Polisher + Viking Hammer + 2x Repulser + Night Eagle + Falcon + Backstabber [Drone]), my autopilot would always use repulser or try to advance on the target to use Rock Polisher but it would also teleport in an attempt to use Falcon, so the AI is capable of making basic decisions and slightly more complex ones... But those decisions are semi-random by the looks of it as the autopilot would just use 2 repulser shots in one turn rather than try to scope or do a melee advance.

Hmm... Or mini Blizzard Dissolvers, Basalt Dissolvers, and Armor Annihilators?

Or make the confetti sprinkles that would be cool.

Oh- And my bot aced Madboy with only my heat mech... But it was because Madboy didn't know how to use Armor Annihilators, so he spammed Terror Cry and Night Eagle against an opponent with 43 physical resistance... To say the least, he was only doing 60 damage per shot.
Efficiency, am I right?

I just saw this after wondering what happened to this topic, but I think this is a good idea as long as it uses them without killing itself. But sm does need a little more than just bot improvement, the campaign story and campaign modes could use a buff and I saw an idea in the old forum about making side missions refresh every season and it seemed good as at the beginning of the game campaign is the main source of tokens and adding something like this is better for f2p's.
I was just on the forum minding my own business, then the Smoky Coal Bear ad plays out of nowhere, I went to the tab to investigate and found out that the campaign mission I started a hour or so ago wasn't finished. So maybe making it so that campaign missions go on even when you are another tabs would be nice, also when you mute the music and sound, it should mute the ads so people don't get a heart attack.
edit: it happened again, at this point I'm just giving them free money. 

That happens on puffin to, but after a few seconds it starts moving again.
The ads are too sophisticated for the bot.

Purple AND gold.
Insert Man behind the Slaughter joke here.

Here's a funny story that happened to me yesterday when I was doing some OD-8 farming.
I was on mobile at the time, using my physical mech because of how satisfying it is to see a mech burn through OD-8 with 300 damage crits... Then the one and only ad pops up (usually happens on the first battle of a play session and doesn't happen again). I watch the ad and close it, as always... Then I suddenly see my mech staring at the entrance gate of OD-8, not moving at all despite having autopilot on.
I tried pressing on everything but nothing got it to move, so I had to close the app then reopen it before the bot was back to normal. I'm not sure what happened but I think that the bot had an aneurysm over a simple set of coding in regards to positioning and movement on the mission map.
To this day, it still surprises me how these bots are capable of using complex backfire weapons but are also incapable of understanding movement patterns that they've been doing non-stop when on auto.

No! Not my horrible quality as-is screenshots!

WHY ISN'T THERE ANY PURPLE CONFETTI?!

I originally made a joke on the Forum Server on Discord about doing a torso reveal for my heat mech to show what's under the pumpkin perk, saying that I would do it if the joke reached 10 reactions... But unfortunately, the message got 10 reactions so now I'm here.
Without further do, this is what lies underneath the heat jumper's pumpkin perk...

did someone say.... HERESY!?!?!?!
you have no idea how long ive wanted to use this