Tell joke.

[kill with boss]

Example:

Date: 25 December 2019

Kilauea volcano: I wish you a Merry Christmas, ..., and a Happy New BOOM!

Tvashar volcano: As you are erupting, I made infinity KABOOM!s.

Me: Sit down, kids! Today's lesson is tell joke. Why elephants never use computer mouse? Because they scared when they saw mouse!

Everyone: Ahahahahah...

 

Tell joke below!

[JamAnime]

What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?

 

How is Christmas exactly like your job?

 

What did the stamp say to the Christmas card?

 

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Edited December 17, 2021 by JamAnime (see edit history)

[kill with boss]

Scientists: KIC9832227 stars will explode into a rare big supernova in April 2022.

Me: Then throw them into a garbage!

Scientists: 

Edited December 20, 2021 by kill with boss (see edit history)

[JamAnime]

What do you call an obnoxious reindeer? Rude-olph.

 

How is Christmas exactly like your job? You do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit.

 

What did the stamp say to the Christmas card? Stick with me and we’ll go places!

 

What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes or Ice Crispies.

[White Star]

What is the difference between a Snowman and a Snowoman

[JamAnime]

32 minutes ago, White Star said:

What is the difference between a Snowman and a Snowoman

SnowBalls

 

What kind of photos do elves take? Elfies!

What’s the Grinch’s least favorite band? The Who!

How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas? He was hooked on trees his whole life.

[kill with boss]

When did snowman sleeps? Forever!

What do you want to eat? Extra-Hot Nasi Lemak and chilly!

Who extremely hates tomato sauce and Maggie? Me!!!

[JamAnime]

What does the gingerbread man put on his bed?

Spoiler

Cookie Sheets

What comes at the end of Christmas Day?

Spoiler

The letter “Y!”

What does an elf study in school? 

Spoiler

The elf-abet.

What does Mrs. Claus say to Santa when there are clouds in the sky?

Spoiler

It looks like rain, deer.

 

[heller]

why there is no c in dark ?

because you cant C in dark

[Kendall Passionate Polaris]

Ngl I kinda spit out my drink-

[heller]

how do you tell you son that you are his dad without saying father,parent,dad,or papa ?

 

just a clue:the word samuel l jackson is famous of

[JamAnime]

1 hour ago, heller said:

how do you tell you son that you are his dad without saying father,parent,dad,or papa ?

 

just a clue:the word samuel l jackson is famous of

Superior

[Dr.Doofensmirtz]

joe mama

[kill with boss]

Who can make 9999999 DB sound?

Mother's shout!

 

XD