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    Regarding The Confetti...

    in Questions

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    22 hours ago, Spam said:

    I'll be back in a hour or so...

    Confetti... It's the greatest thing since... likes, there is nothing as good as confetti because confetti is bite sized, can  fit in your pocket, and best of all it comes in all colors! ranging from red to blue to purple to gold, there really isn't much you can't do with mind blowing invention. How to make confetti: first get a computer, then learn to code, after that make a video game(or buy one) and make a forum for it, lastly add confetti to it for easter and never take it away! (no but seriously don't take the confetti away). 

    The best use for confetti! the best use of confetti is using it in a clickbait title in a forum for a small flash game so you can far- I mean make a good conversation and get a better reputation! this may be the best use for confetti but it can also be used to ruin peoples cakes on their birthdays. Though these reasons are a little dumb confetti can make depression go away in an instant(i'm not responsible if you send all your money on confetti and get even more depressed) yeah that's right no more depresion. 

    If getting your cake ruined and making your depression go away aren't good enough then you'll be thrilled that there's more! confetti makes a huge mess that you have to clean up, and what better way to do that than asking your friends to help? While your friends help you clean up the tons of confetti you shot into the air you can bond and learn about each other and how much they'll hate you after this.

    So, now your friends hate you for making them clean up a ton of confetti, so that doesn't matter friends are replace able, but confetti isn't even though you can just buy more think of the good time you had with each different piece of confetti, hating them all for different reasons. Confetti looks good on anything! even you! Saw a dress that looked good but didn't have enough color? put some confetti on it! Having trouble sticking it to your drees? buy our special sticky confetti(disclaimer:this isn't a real product)! 

    The tactical uses of confetti. Confetti is very underappreciated on the battlefield(sm arena) despite being made of paper confetti can blind people and also break their eardrums, but that's not all! Confetti can make an awkward conversation in to the best discussion of your life, and that's not all, you can make it from almost anything, did you spend all you summer farming potatoes and don't know what to do with them? Just peel them and there you go you now have confetti so farming all those potatoes isn't a waste.

    Remember how I said that you can make confetti out of anything? Well it's true that's why I'm proud to announce our new product... Edible Confetti! It's just as the name says! Edible Confetti is the perfect choice for any birthday party. Why you ask? Because when you shoot it it won't ruin the cake! Cakes being ruined because of confetti is a problem that dates back to when cake was invented, and this is our solution! After over 100,000 years this problem has finally been solved.

    Confetti Cannon! This perk well be added in super mechs if we ask long enough, why would we do that though? Well the perks of this perk include, being able to shoot confetti, blowing things up into confetti, and confetti raining down your screen? This might just be visual perk, but in can be combined with a hat! Why a hat? So your mech won't look bald. Also so because some people(*cough*w.i.t.h.o.u.t*cough*) don't want to show their torso.    

    I would like to conclude that confetti is the best and that I will never do this again because it took way to long, but confetti! these are the reasons you should go to your local store and demand them to give you confetti!

    @W.H.I.T.E.O.U.T I did it.

    confetti, the greatest invention of all time, its so bright that when the light hits the side it burns your eyes, its annoying to clean, and sometimes if its small enough it can get in your eyes

     

    best product ever I gave it a 0.5 star review

    {{W.H.I.T.E.O.U.T}} - Torso Reveal?!

    in Game Discussions

    Posted

    On 4/7/2021 at 10:40 PM, W.H.I.T.E.O.U.T said:

    I originally made a joke on the Forum Server on Discord about doing a torso reveal for my heat mech to show what's under the pumpkin perk, saying that I would do it if the joke reached 10 reactions... But unfortunately, the message got 10 reactions so now I'm here.

    Without further do, this is what lies underneath the heat jumper's pumpkin perk...

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    revealedmech.png.4ffc53b486b1023b7dd5516204b9dde8.png

    I do not submit to the lowly ettin I only bow to the most powerful torso of all, the punisher

    Reverse charge?

    in Discussions

    Posted

    The charge blasts you forward into your opponent, right? So the reverse charge is (well a reverse charge obvs)

    It basically smashes you and your opponent 1 space away from the wall, like how when you use a charge you blast your opponent backwards one space, but the wall bounces you back. You can activate it in range 1-6. It deals pretty low damage (maybe 150-210 when fully maxed out) and has one use. the animation might be like a blast of air that pushes your mech backwards (unrealistic but this is a game where giant 30 ton war machines with no joints (wheeze claw) jump)

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