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The only reason outer space exists is because it is afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris.

 

Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.

 

Chuck Norris doesn’t read books he just stairs them down until he gets the information he needs.

 

Chuck Norris doesn’t flush the toilet. He just scares the crap out of it.

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